Funny

some true and funny sayings from Cassidy M.:
-I love your tan! LOL JK! What did you do, roll around in doritos?
-Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a brick, I'd throw it at you.
-That feeling of disappointment you get when you realize you're almost done your bowl of cereal.
-Dear men of the world, you know why women live longer? The knives are in the kitchen.
-Swimming. Just think of it as taking a bath...with other people...
-I am stuck on the band aid brand 'cause the bandaid's stuck on me
-You're breathing my air, and I don't like my air breathed.
-"Can you-" "Can't sorry, taking my fish to swimming lessons."
-It's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the night, and he's watching us all with the eyyyyyyye of the tiger...(Stalker!!!)
-Spongebob: "Well, what do you usually do when I'm gone?" Patrick: "Wait for you to come back..."
Hi spider. Nice spider. Let me pet you, spider. WITH MY SHOE! Haha spider. Dead spider.
-A smile is the best kind of makeup a girl can wear.
-"You break it, you buy it." Nooooo! I break it I run!
-Chocolate is the key to happiness...and weight gain...
-Yesterday was SO last year
-RAWR! I'm a dorkasaur
-Just got back from shopping. It was like I was the titanic and everyone else was the iceberg...crowded in the mall
-Just finished fooling around with my make-up. Now I remeber why I don't wear any
-"Well, I'm sorry to hear you had a discouraging day. But just remember, there's another one coming tomorrow!!"
-I wish my lawn were EMO so it'd cut itself.
-I do everything my Rice Crispies tell me to do


LOL byee